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HEGSETH UNDER
PRESSURE TO RESIGN
After a big going-away party. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Report: World Leaders Invoke
Trump to Justify Political Crackdowns
“They used to invoke Putin,”
Trump says proudly. |
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| POLITICS |
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Musk Top Donor in 2024 Election
But his $300 million had no effect
whatsoever on outcome, future of planet. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Kristi Noem
Shows Off Flashy $50,000
Rolex at Notorious El Salvador
Prison
Alleged Venezuelan gang members (seen
in background) were “impressed,”
she says. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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To Combat Leaks, Trump
Administration Orders Lie
Detector Tests for Everyone
Except Trump. |
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Trump Denies Knowing About
National Security Breach
“I'm not in the loop,” he
tells reporters. |
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| REMINDER |
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Shelter in place until the midterms. |
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Trump Floats Compensation
for Jan 6 Insurrectionists
“Perhaps a Melania meme
coin,” he suggests. |
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Social Security Decides Not
to Cut Off Phone Services
for Disabled People
But they better “listen carefully, because
our menu has changed.” |
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 Musk Attends
Cabinet Meeting in “Trump Was Right About
Everything” Hat
Not shown: Trump in his “Trump
Was Right About Everything
Except Musk” hat. |
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