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PEOPLE
RFK Jr: Blacks Have Greater Tolerance for Pain
“Just like bears,” he explains.
 
MEDIA
Trump Wants 60 Minutes,
CBS “Terminated”

Also wants “Shark Week” expanded to “Shark Month.”
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street Journal: Fearing
Tariffs, Gold Dealers Fly Gold
Bars Back From Europe

Once here they'll use them to purchase avocados, tomatoes, onions.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: Tesla's Cybertruck Deadlier Than Notorious Ford Pinto
An unlikely, but possible disaster scenario would involve a Cybertruck rear-ending a Ford Pinto.
SCIENCE
Study: Most Europeans Had Dark Skin Until Less Than 3,000 Years Ago
Change blamed on gentrification.
First-Ever Video Captures Rarely Seen Humpback Anglerfish
Deep-sea creature survives with no defense, other than to look like the meanest motherfucking fish in the ocean.
Study: Bonobos Can Tell When They Know Something You Don't
Concludes humans should never enter into a contract with bonobos.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Scientists Say Ozempic
Can Also Curb Drinking

“I went from fat drunk to skinny teetotaler!” says one flabbergasted researcher.

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