| TECHNOLOGY |
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 New Advanced
Underwater Telescope Detects
Highest Energy Neutrino Ever
“The contraption started buzzin'
and a-flashin' and a-beepin' and
I don't know what-all,” said one
bystander. |
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DeepSeek Passes Chatbot
GPT in Popularity
“It's the hot new brain in town,”
snaps Chatbot GPT, when asked
“What is DeepSeek?” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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“Transgender”
and “Queer”
Removed From Stonewall
National Monument Website
So far, “lesbian,”
“gay,” “bisexual”
and “+” remain. |
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Study: Smart People Cheat
Even When There's Nothing
to Gain
“It's the thrill factor,” says Elon Musk. |
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| SPORTS |
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Report: NFL's Saints Helped
New Orleans Archdiocese
Fight Abuse Claims
In exchange for advanced scouting
reports. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a nonpartisan
Washington think tank, how
much did undocumented immigrant
workers pay in New York state
and local taxes in 2022? |
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A ) |
$31,000 |
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B ) |
$310,000 |
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C ) |
$3.1 million |
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D ) |
$3.1 billion |
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| Hint: without them
the state would crumble and go into debt. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Removes Anti-Bribery Law
Then accepts “perfectly legal” bribe. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Luxury Submarine Designed to
Host Undersea Parties Unveiled
There's a booking date open now
that Diddy had to cancel. |
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