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PEOPLE
Invitations Sent Out for Bezos Wedding on His $500 Million Superyacht
Save the date.
Vance Makes Quick Trip to Greenland, a Place That Doesn't Want Him
Returns to Washington, another place that doesn't want him.
 
BUSINESS
“Segregated Facilities” No Longer Banned in Federal Contracts
Woolworth's announces plans for hundreds of new stores in the South.
Florida to Roll Back Child
Labor Laws to Replace
Deported Migrant Workers

Hailed as “brilliant solution worthy of Dickens.”
CONSUMER NEWS
Trump's 25% Tariff on Foreign-Made Vehicles Affects All
Automakers Except One

Just by chance it happens to be his friend Elon Musk's company, Tesla.
 
MUSEUMS
Trump Orders Changes to Smithsonian
Wants to turn “America's Attic” into Bonwit Teller.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Greenland Has Gained
Almost 1,000 Miles of Coastline
as Glaciers Recede

“Our price just went way up,” says Denmark PM Mette Frederiksen.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: Our Brains Contain One Spoonful of Microplastics
Ask your primary care physician how many teaspoons of microplastics in your brain is right for you.

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