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TECHNOLOGY
Facial Recognition Cameras Go Up in London
Residents reminded to “smile when out in public.”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Musk's Father Says Son Not Racist, Was Friendly to Black Servants
Gave them stock tips.
 
LAW
To Appease Trump, DC Makes Vandalizing a Tesla a Hate Crime
Classifies billionaires as an ethnic group.
 
EDUCATION
Judge Blocks Iowa Law Banning
Certain Books, Including 1984,
Ulysses

Approves banning Art of the Deal, Hillbilly Elegy.
 
SPORTS
Los Angeles Dodgers to
Visit White House

After agreeing to refrain from mentioning Jackie Robinson.
FEATURE
According to the Innocence Project, how much more likely is an innocent black person to be convicted of murder than an innocent white person?
   A )  10%  
   B )  15%  
   C )  20%  
   D )  750%  
Hint: this one's depressingly easy.
 
BREAKING NEWS
Trump Tells DOJ He
Plans to Use Them to
Go After His Enemies

“Nothing else,” he adds.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Complains About His Portrait Hanging in Colorado Capitol
Wants it replaced with his mug shot.

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