TRUMP CONTINES
TO CLEAR OUT GOVERNMENT
AGENCIES
Seeks lean, mean federal workforce
of about twenty family members and
hangers-on. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Trump Proposes Owning Gaza,
Turning it Into Riviera of the
Middle East
Displaced Palestinians can then return
to great jobs
like cabana boy, blackjack dealer,
or even greenskeeper. |
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Colombian President: Cocaine
No Worse Than Whiskey
And you can get much more
accomplished. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Trump Team
Considers Housing Detained Migrants
in Shipping Containers
Desperate cries, pounding on
container walls will go unheard
in middle of ocean. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Trump Moves to Stamp Out
Anti-Christian Bias
By deporting all Jews, Muslims, Hindus,
Sikhs, Buddhists, Satanists, agnostics
and atheists. |
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Trump Picks Jan 6 Insurrectionist
to Run USAID
Will pick one of several school
shooters to run Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. |
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REMINDER |
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We're living in an AI-generated
movie based on the concept,
A crazy man takes total control
of the U.S. government. |
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Trump Tells Advisers to
Obliterate Iran if It
Assassinates Him
But only place a tariff on Russia
if Putin assassinates him. |
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POLITICS |
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National Science Foundation
Ordered to Scrub All Documents
of Numerous Woke
Words, Concepts
In accordance with rules laid out
in the new U.S. government style
manual, 1984. |
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