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 NO. 1271 “Expect the Ironic” FEBRUARY 10 - 16, 2025 

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TRUMP CONTINES TO CLEAR OUT GOVERNMENT AGENCIES
Seeks lean, mean federal workforce of about twenty family members and hangers-on.
 
WORLD NEWS
Trump Proposes Owning Gaza,
Turning it Into “Riviera of the
Middle East”

Displaced Palestinians can then return to “great jobs” like “cabana boy, blackjack dealer, or even greenskeeper.”
Colombian President: Cocaine
“No Worse Than Whiskey”

“And you can get much more accomplished.”
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Trump Team Considers Housing Detained Migrants in Shipping Containers
Desperate cries, pounding on container walls will go unheard in middle of ocean.
U. S. NEWS
Trump Moves to Stamp Out
“Anti-Christian Bias”

By deporting all Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Satanists, agnostics and atheists.
Trump Picks Jan 6 Insurrectionist to Run USAID
Will pick one of several school shooters to run Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.
 
REMINDER
  We're living in an AI-generated movie based on the concept, “A crazy man takes total control of the U.S. government.”
 
Trump Tells Advisers to
“Obliterate” Iran if It
Assassinates Him

But only place a tariff on Russia if Putin assassinates him.
 
POLITICS
National Science Foundation Ordered to Scrub All Documents of Numerous “Woke” Words, Concepts
In accordance with rules laid out in the new U.S. government style manual, 1984.
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